sort of.
The past month has consisted of the following:
-getting over Jose.
(reading Jeffrey Brown comics and watching
(500) Days of Summer haven't helped.)
-saving money for the big move.
(I'm actually in debt now, moreso than i was
before.)
-fulfilling my duties as a "fruit fly".
(finding young attractive single men for my
young attractive gay doods.)
-alienating myself from any potential romantic encounters.
(getting drunk and informing jewish boys about
my interest in becoming a shiksa.)
on a positive note, it finally happened. after months of stalking the "missed connections" section of craigslist, somebody wrote one to me.
Title:
Jessica-you have been a guest DJ at Burt’s on many Thursday nights (UNM)
Body:
Hi Jessica! You are so adorable and sexy!!!! I have spoke to you only once and this is when you worked at Urban. I had no idea you worked there and was so surprised and nervous. You complimented me on my shirt and all I could say was thank you. I wish I had sparked up a conversation.
I haven’t run into you in months so I thought I would post this. I am no longer able to go to burt’s on Thurs and I miss dancing and seeing you there. I love when you dance. So needless to say, I am infatuated☺ I have never had a crush on a girl- you are my first. I don’t know your orientation and I hope you are not offended by my post. I don’t think I could forgive myself if I didn’t at least let you know I like you.
I don’t know if you are seeing anyone, but if not I would love to take you out for dinner, coffee, movie or just to talk(I would love to know things about you). But if you are with someone please know I think they are lucky to be with you. My one request is that if you have stumbled across this post you at least email me to let me know you read it regardless if you are interested in knowing who I am. If you know Jessica please let her know there is a post for her to read. It would be most appreciated.
With the utmost sincerity,
Your admirer ☺
although a little skewed, i still sit here quite flattered, and in my last thought, reply with a "take that, Jose!"
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I've never heard he term 'fruit fly' but it made me cackle with laugher!
You'll be right as ninepence in Hull- check out those crazy white phone boxes! Philip Larkin was the librarian at the University of Hull for many years and was a right pain in the arse by all accounts and spent the majority of his time conducting affairs with his office staff.
Hull is also on a main railway line so you can gallivant all over the place.
Hope this sets your mind at rest. Anything else I can do to help, just ask!
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